Doobs

The silent guy who never texts on your group text thread

When is the last time doobs responded on this text thread. Doobs you alive?

by Ohhhohhh March 3, 2024

Leng Doob

A very attractive specimen the opposite gender

(a good looking specimen walks past) "Johnny look at that leng doob"

by DAVE RR A March 16, 2025

doob eh

a marijuana cigarette rolled in the upper peninsula of Michigan

" that's a nice rolled doob eh"

by Onionbluntly August 26, 2020

muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011

Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob

"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."

by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018

doobie doob

The smallest joint you'll ever see

"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."

by TheDude545 September 18, 2017

Doob

A cross between a dumbo and a noob

Omg she is such a doob

by Doob and Numbo December 6, 2019