donk

–adjective
Causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous; laughable.
The third degree of ridiculous.
Variations: donk, donkt, donked

That bitchs face is donk!!!

Thomas says he's not a fgt but deepthroating that popsicle was pretty donkt!!

by Mr. America September 11, 2006

donk

A bad-ass australian motherfucker, used as a surrogate for a more traditional weapon.

A: "I don't need a gun mate, I gotta donk."
B: "What's a donk?"
Donk: *POW* DONK!

by phildonnia June 16, 2004

Donk

A donk is a type of man in Australia who fights people in pubs or also a donk is the guy in the crocodile Dundee film

Want a fight me do you yeah I do ok I got a donk a what donk

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

Donk

A slang term for a whale vagina

The humpback whale has a mighty donk.

by Talon Hogan October 13, 2006

donk

a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot

oh my gosh wayne is a donk

by anon April 15, 2005

Donk

Used in skateboarding, referring to a poorly executed maneuver.

Dude, that nollie heel was donk! Fuck!

by dj trainwreck September 20, 2003

donk

The sound of a pistol whip to the back of the face. Could also be followed by kadead.

Kyle: What the heck?!
Dave: I just donked you on the back of your face! Kadead!

by Darin Number 2 April 25, 2007