Domasculine

A guy who is spends more time in a linen closet than a tool shed. A man who prefers to hunt dirt instead of deer, typically as a result of minute genitals (domestic yet masculine = domasculine)

person 1: "Why does Dante always make us use a coaster? Is he gay?"

person 2: "No man, he's just domasculine"

by DNati September 22, 2011

domeadook

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

She gave me a domeadook yesterday after eating Taco Bell, dude. It was the most beautiful sensational feeling. Nothing like busting a nut while releasing your bowels. Wouldn’t recommend if you have diarrhea, though.

by deucemango November 24, 2020

domazz

how people drive in Wisconsin, they are domazzez (dumbasses)

Your driving like a domazz.

by domazz3 January 20, 2021

dogpainting

A very cool Mutual of theneverendinghum

Wow “Dogpainting” is so cool

by theneverendinghum June 27, 2021

Public Domain Meal

Making your entire lunch out of items other people at your workplace have discarded or explicitly said, "I'm not going to eat this. Does anyone want it?" An example could be a sandwich made from leftover bread and old cream cheese from that time two months ago when someone brought bagels in for everybody.

Jason forgot his wallet at home, so he didn't get his usual Chipotle lunch and instead ate Lindsay's leftover fried rice with leftover pizza as a public domain meal.

by KoolWhp December 11, 2010

joe doman

Getting a random boner in public

"Bro, I just pulled a Joe Doman! It was so embarrassing!

by TheDick.Com May 19, 2016

Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.

Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020