Guy: Let's go to my place....
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
by Em Dash March 10, 2011
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Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
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When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021
Get the Distance Fishing mug.A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"
"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"
"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"
"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
by yobreakfast October 22, 2011
Get the Australian distance mug.When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
Get the long distance brolationship mug.SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
by timbre February 22, 2021
Get the Social Distanced Stroll mug.A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one
When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes
When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes
Mark: Are you gonna handle that?
Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship
Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship
by Chizykay December 21, 2021
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