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Cartwheel Distance

Guy: Let's go to my place....

Tabitha: Where do live?

Guy: Close.

Tabitha: Walking distance?

Guy: Better!

Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
by Em Dash March 10, 2011
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Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.
Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011
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Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

Distance fishing makes me so sad”
by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021
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Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
by yobreakfast October 22, 2011
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long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
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Social Distanced Stroll

SDS. A COVID-19 first date. A meet-up walk during Covid times where you have awkward masked conversation at six feet apart and spend the entire time wishing the walk were over.
I meet Gen for an Social Distanced Stroll today. We walked in circles at six feet apart for two hours. I could not understand a word she said through her mask and my glasses were fogged the entire time. Lovely woman but that was hell. We agreed to meet up post Covid.
by timbre February 22, 2021
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Mixed distance relationship

A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one

When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes
Mark: Are you gonna handle that?

Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship
by Chizykay December 21, 2021
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