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disrespecting

slang term used to describe a persons behavior when they are not being respectful to others
stop disrespecting me
by disrespectin foo December 4, 2002
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washin dishes

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.
Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!
by carpet cancer September 29, 2007
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colon distress

When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
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YouTube digression

This is what happens when you watch a video on YouTube, watch a suggested video shown at the far right edge of the screen, and another, and another until you end up at a video that is completely different from what you originally watched.
I want to see some Pokemon game glitches. I'll check YouTube. (One hour passes) Why am I listening to "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"? YouTube digression, I guess.
by Nikki Delfino September 26, 2011
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Disrespect

the act of leaving a message on read or opened.
"Read at 10:38" is disrespect
by Wayout June 27, 2015
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DO THE DISHES

‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.

Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.

The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.
OMG Adric Do The Fuxking Dishes!
by Lord President Dalen April 19, 2004
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washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.
yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes
by Tha LA King October 19, 2014
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