some autistic cunt who's father left. he is now arguing with natasha and daniel cuz he beleievs the e-fucked
by kkrjoch2006 April 4, 2022

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo
by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.
by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

He was a nice guy ig djbujgh I'm kidding he was actually the best bf you'll ever met but we broke up anyways love his curly brown fluffy hair :D
?: are you dion's ex?
by Le??? May 17, 2022

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.
Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

by Dion69420 February 13, 2021
