divorce

the act of surgically taking a wife's hands from her husband's neck and attatching them to his balls and wallet

guy 1: got a divorce, bitch got everything, shes so far up my ass if she spits its comin out of my mouth
guy 2: bummer...

by The Gibber June 15, 2007

NTA divorce

A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.

“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”

by messpeon December 9, 2022

divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015

divorceable

Teh word says it all! : As soon as you meet her, you wanna take her to court and divorce.

Oh poor Mike.. Of all the women you met, you chose to marry THAT one.. She's gonna make your life a horrible nightmare.. She's such a divorceable bitch !

by VibekeStene September 23, 2016

Divorce Club

Divorce Club welcome to the divorce group.We are a group of single people who have been used, abused, stepped on and thrown aside. Now it's tomorrow a new day. Where we learn that we are better then we thought. We can survive and now we can be a leader of our own lives. Start the day with a smile wash your face look into the mirror and say it's me and I can do this. You have to find what makes you happy you deserve it. You are never alone as long as you have yourself. Stay positive and surrounded yourself with positive people and things. Things happen for a reason you might not know why yet and you keep on asking why but give it time and you will see. It's a new day with a positive outlook on life. Sometimes it takes time and it is a slow journey but give it time and you will find that happy person you have been missing. Hurt takes time to overcome, but you're happiness is stronger and will get you through day. One day at a time and you will see. Life is as great as you make it. So be happy positive and live your new life. Smile at yourself every day.

Divorce Club A start of a new life.

by Richie Damore September 23, 2016

Divorce buddy

A no expections, be-who-you-are friendship between recently separated / divorced individuals, that actually understand the bullshit that comes with being fucked over by the ex.

How's my DB (divorce buddy) doin' today? Any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. "The EX")? (Followed by general convo.)

by Ronnie_Stacey June 27, 2016

Divorced parents gang

Group of kids from Nicollet, MN that have divorced parents
Basically run the entire town because of the rough childhood they endured

“Woah you’re not apart of the divorced parents gang, you must think you’re privileged”
“My mom just cheated on my dad, can’t wait to be apart of the divorced parents gang”

by Cat69er November 10, 2020