the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

digenova

some view him as amazing, some view him as partially retarded, some are blind.

but i love him, and i think he bleaches his hair and resembles a slightly retarded peyton manning

whats up D? lookin studly as usual i see.

by miss wilson November 17, 2004

nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

by cougarSW2 April 25, 2005

digidiot

Anyone who cannot even master the simplest items of technology.

The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.

by pensman August 30, 2012

diederich

Diederich Eirck VonKresser is one of many grandsons of the Great Prushian Emperor Karl Con VonKresser. Diederich was once an honorable Lord Commander of an Armored Land Ship Squadron in the grand Army of Prush, but now he’s a cut throat Leader of a lone Armored Land Ship. The only thing that keeps him going day to day is the dream of one day uniting the Prush Confederacy, and conquers all of Orr.

see Citizens of Antiford

O wow Diederich is the true Prush Emperor, and hes HOT!

by Some guy named bobs February 9, 2014

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017