hi ho diddly

The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.

Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"

by El Taka June 20, 2008

Dang Diddly Darn it

The most whitest and country way to say “oh shoot”. Can be used angrily or in a joking matter depending on tone.

I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Dang diddly darn it!

by Horton_Hears_A_Who November 7, 2019

diddly doo wop

A spiritual, emotional, mental, and physical connection between two significant others. It is a high level of commitment in a relationship.

David: have you done the diddly doo wop yet with Abby?
Gabe: oh yeah we've done the diddly doo wop plenty of times.

by Rollierollierollie February 9, 2017

Crap Diddly Dumplings

Used as a word of anger when something doesn't go your way, such as dang it.

Man hits himself by accident with hammer when trying to hammer a nail into a board of wood

Man: Oww!!! Crap Diddly Dumplings!!!

by massive femboy cock June 4, 2016

Diddly darn dope

When something is really good, or just amazing but regular words can't describe it.

The words can be interchangeable.

• darn diddly dope
•diddly darn dope
• dope darn diddly
Etc.

"Yo, she's looking darn diddly dope!"
"This new salamander lunch box is diddly darn dope!"
"Gosh giggity! You're really the dope darn diddly!"

by Gentleman snake June 3, 2015

cum-diddly-umptious

ok take scrumdiddlyumptious and make it in to a sexual meaning.
you can also use another variation scrumdiddlycumtious

Damn that ass is cum-diddly-umptious
"How was that baby", "cum-diddly-umptious"

by lastwookie89 November 13, 2009

re-diddly-donkulous

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.

She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

by The Walking Tome of Knowledge December 1, 2006