Moist Diane

When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.

by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019

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Diane

An alcoholic beverage drank from a can on public transport, specifically a train.

“I’ve got a bag of Dianes for the train.”

by Ryanplugs February 25, 2020

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Dirty Diane

When your pedo dad smokes a 20 pack of L&B from your clit whilst simultaneously sucking shit from your bumhole.

“Time for a dirty Diane in the starbeck alleyway”

by Diane Blakey November 28, 2020

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Diane

A big fat bitch who stole king away from helbram so I hate you

Oh look is that Diane?
Oh shit run she’s a snake

by satesatesate July 14, 2020

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Diane

A lovely girl, who thought it was really cool to have sex with a guy named Matthew. Matthew is all so dreamy and has beautiful blue eyes with a killer smile!

Hey Diane was it really enjoyable that you got to have sex with Matthew! You are such a lucky girl!

by RomanHi5 September 3, 2020

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