Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.

Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond

by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019

slick desmond

a reference to the slickness of duncan stainer lord of latin and 8x

slick des i have latin with slick desmond next

by kan September 29, 2003

Desmond

Has been rejected 10 times by girls. Short, black and pretty funny. Divorced parents and is pretty smart. In a private school and tries to fit in. Caiden is his best friend and accepts him when no one else does.

Wow Desmond, rejected again!

by FaKe_Desi June 3, 2019

Desmond

Wealthy Healthy straight non bi or homo sexual individual or family member

Sweet caring and non selfish

A diligent worker and a careful yet energetic energy

Desmond's are so nurturing.
Desmond's Are great Children.

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Desmond Effect

A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.

"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."

by Pixelcraftian October 30, 2018

Desmond

It’s my name

My name is Desmond

by anonymous November 22, 2021