Desmond

Desmond AKA Piss-finger Desmond, a fat idiot who is far more cunty than the biggest cunt on the planet, he is a fatass homosexual

Person 1: oh look its desmond!
Person 2: oh its piss-finger! He’s so gay

by Bobby brown, so now jump aroun December 12, 2023

Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.

Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding

by Loseb January 20, 2022

desmond

a male with a massive cock in dudes asses

guy 1: oh dez ur cock is so huge in my bootyhole
Desmond: oh yea bby

by urmomlovesme<3 April 4, 2022

Desmond

you already know ;)

Urban dictionary: "Get a Desmond mug for your guy James"

by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

slick desmond

a reference to the slickness of duncan stainer lord of latin and 8x

slick des i have latin with slick desmond next

by kan September 29, 2003

Desmond

The most lethal of Ghosts to ever roam the hallways of 6 Tanglewood Drive, no warning, no time, no Clue's except your fellow ghost hunters bodies laying just inside the doorway...the look of terror stretched across their faces...what horrors they had seen could only be achieved but the most foal and blood thirsty assassin ghosts this Phasmophibic world has seen!!

"I earned the hidden trophy !! Killed by a Desmond as soon as I walked in the door."- Trina

by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025