If you ask Google, Google defines Tiramisu as a no-bake dessert.
If you ask Desi, Desi says it's fucking cake.
Desi Tiramisu.
If you ask Desi, Desi says it's fucking cake.
Desi Tiramisu.
by biketyson September 20, 2023
Get the Desi Tiramisumug. My otp
by DGETSDTHHGS March 23, 2020
Get the Mr Mann X Desimug. When the world was plunged into chaos and darkness by the Gal-quaeda, there was one brave warrior who liberated the world from them by wielding his mighty Balatkari sword and ushered in a new era of Male domination. He used to travel the land sticking his sword into those evil beings and turned their frowns upside down. His sword was capable of penetrating any foe human, animal or baby. He was the light of hope, who everyone prayed too and he used to bless his disciples with his special home brewed jamba juice.
Many brave men died during the dark era, but the legendary warrior Beva who was entrusted by Nidhi to wield the desi Chungus managed to save what was left of huMANity
by LilNiggle March 17, 2021
Get the Desi Chungusmug. Desi Ploughman’s
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
Get the Desi Ploughman’smug. by Me?Amazing aww shucks May 7, 2017
Get the parker and desimug. by Dr CP Bhatti November 28, 2023
Get the desi femboymug.