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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
mugGet the dental plan, lisa needs bracesmug.

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
mugGet the dental plan, lisa needs bracesmug.

DENTAL DAM

A latex chunk you put on a ladies pissmit when your munching on her box
"Hey bro whats a dental dam?"
- "Well its A latex chunk you put on a ladies pissmit when your munching on her box, you know for protection."
by MortHorde March 8, 2023
mugGet the DENTAL DAMmug.

Canyon Dental Centre

Greatest dental office of all time!! Known for its extremely knowledgeable staff and amazing patients!
Canyon dental centre is my go-to for all my dental needs
by Canyon dental centre November 23, 2021
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dental records

A clear warning to watch your mouth!

Dental records are of what was said, & how it was said...
"I'll need you dental records... just in case."
by WeAreUFC January 7, 2025
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