Decapafuck

When you capture a Wild Boar (preferably from the wild) and kill it.
You then take the corpse of said Wild Boar, cut off it's head for more entry points.
Then you and your buddies begin to have sex with both ends of the decapitated boar.

Person 1 - Wow, me and my buddies had a decapafuck yesterday.
Person 2 - My god, that's disgusting! What's wrong with you?
Person 1 - Lol yeh

by Ganger34u May 6, 2009

decapamemberment

The act of both cutting the head off of someone and cutting their limbs off someone in one quick motion or used over time. Frequently said when talking about acts in video games such as a grenade kill.
Also known as gibbing.

GUY 1: I was playing left 4 dead 2 last night.
Guy 2: How did it go?
GUY 1: After I got the grenade launcher all I got were decapamemberments

by hail2theking June 16, 2010

decaffeitated

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

coffee caffeine decaffeinated decaf Starbucks barista

by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

Decantaminate

A verb meaning to clear one's work space of aluminum soda and/or beer cans.

Friend: Jesus Christ, dude, you really need to decantaminate in here, you have empty cans stacked to the ceiling.

by TheRealNicotine October 3, 2011

Decaffinicotarded

Decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.

4 am

James "Where are the car keys?"

Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"

James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"

Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"

by BelleMorte67 February 8, 2013

Decamp

made by Russian (russ smg)
This means when a person suddenly changes their mind when there on their way to somewhere,
Because there might be scared.

"If Russian moist why anytime I buck perks they decamp by choice'.

by Lilrussian123 March 18, 2017

Decambe

A person who is especially foolish or has performed a foolish act. Often abbreviated by cambe.

Sam was a real decambe when he spoke on topics he was not familiar with.

by SBCprovidence September 4, 2017