doinky-doink

1- word adults use for making out when children are listening
2-all purpose word for inappropriate stuff that guys do to girls
3- one of the many alternative terms for penis

1- Father: Honey, do you want to go doinky-doink in the kitchen?

Child: Daddy, what is "doinky-doink?"
2- Yo I am so in the mood to go doinky-doink that girl right now.
3- Yo my doinky-doink is huge.

by DavideSophia March 8, 2010

Doink-a-Dash

Refers to hooking up with a crazy ass bitch that you just wanna get a peice of ass from and run out of her house when you get done with her when shes not looking. then never see her again.

frankie-- "hey did you get some from that psyco bitch last night?" josh-- " yeah! i pulled the good ol doink-a-dash move. soon as i came in her face and she went to the bathroom, i crapped in her pillow case, grabbed my shit and ran!" frankie--"right on"

by monster doe productions December 11, 2009

Double doink

When you kick a field goal and hit the upright and the crossbar and miss the field goal.

Cody Parkey double doinked a field goal to lose the 2018 NFC wildcard game to the Philadelphia Eagles.

by DoubleDoink42 January 7, 2019

Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

by Kimaren January 31, 2010

Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

by Somerando January 6, 2019

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009