ditted

The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.

German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.

Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.

by destroyedyourmom'stwat June 12, 2011

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

Dit Tit

The equivalent of saying he words "Ditto", or "Same", or the phrase "Same Here"

Guy 1: Yeah man I'm pretty excited to see that movie tomorrow

Guy 2: Dit tit, man

by Mr. Moustache707 May 17, 2018

dit me Atelai

when you see a VTCer say this word, it means that you do sth bad

*VinhTo flashed*
Thanh:"dit me Atelai"
Tuyen:"dit me Atelai"
Manh:"dit me Atelai"
Toan:"dit me Atelai"
"dit me Atelai , don't flash anymore"

by Thanh October 1, 2022

Dit

Dit means/stands for dumb ignorant twat.

Person #1: Daniel is such a Dit
Person #2: I know!!

by Dumbwhore123 August 24, 2020