Dank

Dank as used in the stoner world means that the weed is really good - but it comes from a time long ago when Marijuana had to come to the US from far lands and passed through many hands before it got to the seller you got it from. Everyone wanted to know "what is it?" Referring to strain name. The reply was "It's DANK" Don't Ask - Nobody Knows.

Is this bud Afghanistan indica? It's Dank.

by Native leaf October 19, 2018

Dank

(verb) The act of one individual acting very absurd and maniacal to the point where they no longer think properly and are only focused on laughing and thinking/saying idiotic phrases. However, dankness can be spread easily depending on the intensity of the dankness represented by the individual. Thus, having a whole group of peers dank can be very dangerous.

John was so dank that he could not live without laughing and unnecessary absurdness.

by Tory Nash November 1, 2018

Dank

A word used to define something that is too cool, weird, funny, silly, badass, or legit.

For example, Spongebob's popular "*breath in* boi" meme is dank not only because of how he put the words together, but the body language he used in such a savagely legit way is what truly makes it ridiculously awesome.

That dubstep remix of Nyan Cat is dank af.

by Vulcan Shoryuken July 14, 2018

Dank

When moist goes bad.

Your Twinkie is dank.

by walltowall January 18, 2019

Dank

Coincidentally this word means one thing and it’s opposite.

1.) It can mean musty, damp and uncomfortably drenched

or it can mean,

2.) Very pleasantly sticky, gooey and deliciously trichome covered in THC (And maybe CBD, CGB, THCa, etc.) cannabis flower.

1.) "Your bedroom is more of an appropriate environment for mushrooms; it’s so dank in here!"

2.) "The buds at the new dispensary are freaking dank as sheet!"

(See "Sheet" on Urbandictionary.com/Sheet for alternative definitions )

by PenisWrinkleInTime February 13, 2019

Dank

Dank is used by young people in meaning Cool savage nice lit ghetto or legit

That face was so dank I was laughing so hard

by Her.op May 29, 2018

Dank

Dont be fooled by those silly, old folk-written articles on slang terms, Dank, in it's purest, truest form, signals as a warning to normies. It lets them know that, dont continue unless you're ready to be honored the life of the non-normie. It shows our dominance as such. DANK DOES NOT MEAN COOL!

Spread the word.

Yo, dank memes are MMM! So good! 👌🏼

by bowskis June 21, 2019