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Cussing Maintenance

The act of shouting obscenities at something in order to make it work or fit.
Friend: “What are you doing yelling?
Friend 2: I’m preforming Cussing Maintenance”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU BETTER WORK YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TWAT ROTTED CUNT!
by ILuvU4What February 22, 2023
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Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.
VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny
by subway572572 October 8, 2023
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Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.
A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)
by Kit Rat November 17, 2018
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fuck cuss cone

A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex
Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd
by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018
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soda cussing

by Merushka March 11, 2019
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cussing scripture

when people falsely doubt what is objectively true.
The people were cussing scripture to scandalize the historical black’s accomplishments.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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cuss

Means to curse. Formed when the accent of a person blurs u-r-s-e into u-s-s. It means the same thing.
Don't cuss me.
Don't curse me.
by Tbibbleboy July 13, 2018
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