Curtis

A fat poo poo head

Curtis is such a fat poo poo head and he won’t come get HSPs with us

by GoofyAhhUncleProductions September 25, 2022

Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022

Curtis

Has the biggest cock and biggest personality in the world

Wow Curtis has such a cock and is sooo cool

by Curtis124432 November 5, 2022

Curtis

Curtis is very nice cool person guy. I wish to get to know him more because he’s so nice and chill. I’m glad we’re friends now. He’s kinda sucky at times but it’s alright I guessss. He’s cute too

Raaaaa it’s curtis yall

by Christmas music November 29, 2022

Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height

He’s so short he must be named Curtis

by Bunbran August 4, 2023

Curtis

An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes

Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis

by dallah October 9, 2023

Curtis

Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing

CURTIS IS SO HOT

by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024