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Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
Curtis by headofcurtis November 3, 2022
Has the biggest cock and biggest personality in the world
Wow Curtis has such a cock and is sooo cool
Curtis by Curtis124432 November 5, 2022
Curtis is very nice cool person guy. I wish to get to know him more because he’s so nice and chill. I’m glad we’re friends now. He’s kinda sucky at times but it’s alright I guessss. He’s cute too
Raaaaa it’s curtis yall
Curtis by Christmas music November 29, 2022
Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height
He’s so short he must be named Curtis
Curtis by Bunbran August 4, 2023
An Adjective that describes someone or something that is considered strange, unusual, demented or straight out weird

First originally deriving from a person named ‘Curtis’ who made retarded jokes
Tom: i love strawberry pizza and men
Cameron: Nah thats bare Curtis
Josh: Tom is being Curtis
Curtis by dallah October 9, 2023
Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing
CURTIS IS SO HOT
Curtis by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024