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cuntacular bitchwagon

A station wagon driven by a fucking moron who doesn't understand the concept of moving the hell out of the way. Tends to have one or more fat white women in the car.
God damn cuntacular bitchwagon is in the way again.

Ram her.
by AFMotoX311 September 7, 2009
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Centaurmaid

Newly discovered Mythic Humanoid

it is a half centaur half mermaid.
Goats horns, horse's skull, human body, horses hoves and fishes tail.

It is a mythological creature made up of a few different mythological creatures: Satyr, Centaur, Tikbalang and Mermaid.

History of Centaurmaid:
Lives under the sea but once a year comes out into the forest.
Centaurmaids are said to scare travelers and lead them astray.
The legend of the centaurmaid was told to children to scare them because it was said that the queen centaurmaid's children were killed by evil mermen so from then on she wanted revenge by devouring other children..if she couldn't have children-no one could.

The reality:
This creature is a made up sculpture of a mythological creature created by an art student.
What is it?
It's half centaur half mermaid ...it's a centaurmaid!

You art students are crazy!
by WandaPanda June 29, 2011
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centarus

3 tounges in an arsehole at one time while being fucked by a horse
Rob loved the centarus tounge in his arse wow why the long face
by Slypie69 November 4, 2017
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Cuntacula

"Geez Lynsey, quit being such a fuckin' Cuntacula!"
by Maverick7721 August 22, 2008
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Cantalopus

Extremely round in nature and large; Freakishly large
Shelby has cantalopus pantyloons; Steve-0 has cantalopus balls
by Nutzzz-0 June 16, 2012
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contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.
Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.
by causticguy December 17, 2015
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missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities
Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!
by timlight April 23, 2020
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