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bro think he carti

when a bro thinks that he can do anything, while in reality, he is a nobody and a sperg.
"Danny thinks he can do anything"
"yeah? so bro think he carti now?"
by chomumandem June 11, 2022
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jimmy carter

A term used to insult one's abilities or to call them a failure.
Q: "What did you get on that test?"
A: "Not too well...I got a 20%. I really Jimmy Carter-ed it"

"I knew Jimmy Carter...I worked with Jimmy Carter...and you sir may be the worst failure in modern history, but you are no Jimmy Carter"
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.
You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like
by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015
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Cartierism

Cartierism is where medical technology is used unacknowledged from a source who is simultaneously vilified and often from indigenous cultures. Cartierism is so named because of the best known historical example.

Cartierism has its roots from Jacques Cartier's European expedition to Canada in 1535 at the start of European colonization. Cartier and his crew spent the winter unexpectedly in Stadacona, Quebec, he and his crew began dying of a disease we know today as the deficiency disease called scurvy.

Relations between the Indigenous and the Europeans were by that time strained; nonetheless the indigenous people healed Cartier's crew with their method of using L-ascorbate ("vitamin C") in the form of a tea made from the Arbor Vitae tree.

Despite being saved by them, Cartier rewarded Indigenous people by taking a dozen as hostage to Europe and upon explaining the information of this medicinal treatment in France, doctors simply replied, "what could we possibly learn from savages?"

Shortly after that the British Navy proved citrus fruit would prevent and cure scurvy.

Cartierism is alive today in numerous examples from Aloe vera to zinc.
The obscurity of Nurse Rene Caisse's exceptional impact on patients' health by use of indigenous medicine is the product of Cartierism.
by Avtonomous June 21, 2018
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Carter Norman

God with a buzzcut. Absolute legend. Watches anime but never gets a boner. Has only shown us his mortal form. World Record Kirby player. Smallest penis but largest balls. DO NOT ANGER HIM OR YOU WILL PAY.
I saw the legendary Carter Norman on the street. His balls dropped 50 feet.
by Lookin 4 BEANZ May 7, 2019
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Carter and Emma

by Track22 October 9, 2019
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a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010
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