Cromwell's Crust

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.

I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...

by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009

crust muffin

when your face is looking extra crusty

holy shit im such a crust muffin today

by cwillrockyou March 12, 2018

Orange Crust

A type of crust that is grown around a vagina

Yo, peel the orange crust of your fucking vag-hole

by VagoCrustUltra March 26, 2017

minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 8, 2011

anal crust

The remaining shit left around the rim of the anus after pooping out a hard yet creamy poop.

Fuck man this anal crust is leaving a rash.

by jonny tsunami757 June 25, 2008

Crust pride

A feeling of pleasure and shameless glory in one's hygiene, or lack thereof.

"When's the last time Jetta washed her hair?"
"It's hard telling. Weeks, maybe."
"Crust pride never dies..."

by PITSorGTFO June 15, 2011

crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.

Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."

by d0gp1ss March 6, 2023