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cornstarch cruncher

A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.
That ratchet slut was also a damn cornstarch cruncher not even seasoning her food.
by JayPatelBabes8 December 11, 2021
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Tite cruncher

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak
by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018
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Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
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Male Cruncher

"He's such a male cruncher."

"Excuse me a what?"

"Idk check urban dictionary"

*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 2, 2022
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capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.
" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"
by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024
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Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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