that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

crumble bed

The flattened pile of broken chips and crumbs found on the bottom of a bag of chips.

Hey, are there any chips left in that bag?
Sorry Bro, it's just crumble bed.

by jaxonzz9pza September 12, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.

Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.

by Liquid Racer May 31, 2004

kookie crumble

when u put your legsbehiend your head and sombody pours ketchup and/or barbeque sauce in your pussy 4 lubrication.

no no no comprede, no englas

by tramitized 1 December 19, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006