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Crouton

A derogatory term for a white person, usually of French descent.
- "What is up, my fellow crouton!?"
- "All is good in the neighborhood, Mr. Rogers!"
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
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Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
by suttenplant October 11, 2015
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Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.
“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”
by hag4eva August 1, 2022
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Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021
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pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015
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Motley Crouton

The main ingredient in Motley Crust which is served with mozzarella.
"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, we make Motley Crust."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023
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croutons

a way someone who doesn't eat meat or animal products can say "beef" as in drama
Alex: alright, if you do that again me are going to have some serious croutons
Macy: sorry I'm just tryna help you
by paran0idpark April 9, 2023
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