Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 02, 2022

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Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey August 29, 2015

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When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun August 29, 2015

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The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 August 29, 2015

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A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont September 06, 2015

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When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

by suttenplant August 29, 2015

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A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 03, 2014

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