War Crimes

A war crime is something you do when people aren't looking

The destination of war crimes: The Geneva convention more like the Geneva suggestion

by IamWantedForTaxFraud June 01, 2021

no body no crime

i would have not killed ur husband if he wasnt a fucking cheater

person a:guys my husband cheated on me:(

person b:no body no crime

by goldrushslut March 24, 2021

Partner in crime

A companion or friend that partakes in slightly illegal activities. Such activities shall not be named for legal reasons. Once you become partners in crime you are bonded for life.

Person 1: Did you hear
Person2: what?
Person 1: Rayne is my new partner in crime.

by Lucinda is Lit January 23, 2021

dumb crimes

Crimes that are done from a dummies perspective

Erom found himself in a pickle when he committed a dumb crimes

by rafael e Reyes January 23, 2019

War Crimes

When your 12-year-old sister says they copied that song from TikTok.

Candice: Hey! They copied that song from TikTok!
Tony *loading shotgun*: You, my friend, have just committed several war crimes.

by Cracktard July 27, 2021

Organised Crime

Disorganised and corrupt... NOT clever

The Organised crime mastermind is in jail again.. because he is above the law ?

That's what He reckons.!!
LOL
But the
Crook Cops required
To evade the law

Must follow the law

To be above the law

For deluded crims

Togetherness

law breaking
NOT Best match
Opposites attract
..
JAIL ha ha

by TSARINA November 10, 2017

Crime shame

A southern term used when some one has said or done something so wrong or shameful that they might as well have committed a crime.

Person 1: Did you hear Sue's grandfather was dying from cancer and she didn't even bother to go see him before he passed.

Person 2: That's a *crime shame.

by _eternalhour September 27, 2014