Crappy-Mcgee

What you may call someone in place of crap.

You ate my pudding you Crappy-Mcgee!

by Molly Heart January 5, 2009

crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend

That crappy friend talked behind my back

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

Crappy Barbara

A nickname for capybara

Let me tell you about my favorite animal, the crappy Barbara.

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021