– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
Get the the Cosmic Turdmug. by Earthborn Zeus March 18, 2017
Get the cosmic doughnutmug. by Vasalisa October 12, 2010
Get the Cosmic Cuntmug. when the male puts his penis in between his legs and puts his ass in the air ,then the female sits on it and proceeds to fuck him
by cody,nick,steph January 16, 2008
Get the cosmic oddesymug. When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)
by Thatbitchwiththevapecard February 21, 2021
Get the Cosmic Blowjobmug. A total piece of shit made by some queer little children that thought it would be a good idea to make a fortnite clan
Yo, I joined Cosmic Clan last week but I left due to getting 12 different types of cancer the next morning
by Cosmic Clan March 20, 2019
Get the Cosmic Clanmug. by CosmicSucker September 19, 2015
Get the Cosmic Wolfmug.