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the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
mugGet the the Cosmic Turdmug.

cosmic doughnut

The act of swirling your dick in a circular motion in a bitches ass then ejaculating in said ass.
My girlfriend wanted to try something, new so I gave her a cosmic doughnut.
by Earthborn Zeus March 18, 2017
mugGet the cosmic doughnutmug.

Cosmic Cunt

A shockingly phenomenal bitch (female or male) who defies all boundaries of average bitchitude.
What a fucking COSMIC cunt!! That bitch just erased my hard drive!
by Vasalisa October 12, 2010
mugGet the Cosmic Cuntmug.

cosmic oddesy

when the male puts his penis in between his legs and puts his ass in the air ,then the female sits on it and proceeds to fuck him
hey me and my girl just went on a cosmic oddesy.
by cody,nick,steph January 16, 2008
mugGet the cosmic oddesymug.

Cosmic Blowjob

When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)
Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.
by Thatbitchwiththevapecard February 21, 2021
mugGet the Cosmic Blowjobmug.

Cosmic Clan

A total piece of shit made by some queer little children that thought it would be a good idea to make a fortnite clan
Yo, I joined Cosmic Clan last week but I left due to getting 12 different types of cancer the next morning
by Cosmic Clan March 20, 2019
mugGet the Cosmic Clanmug.

Cosmic Wolf

Last night me and my babe Cosmic Wolf'ed
by CosmicSucker September 19, 2015
mugGet the Cosmic Wolfmug.

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