coasterware

A combination of "software" and table "coaster".

Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.

Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!

by temu_jin August 19, 2007

Coaster-Taking

This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.

We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.

by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Coaster Studios

A rollercoaster youtuber known for making observations

Coaster Studios: "I noticed that a lot of the employees were african-american. That's not a good or bad thing, just an observation"

Me: "I'm sorry, what?"

by aloha_ajl March 1, 2021

Coaster Demon

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who think everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!

Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev

by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021

goon-copter

A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.

Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.

He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!

by goon.love June 4, 2010

bone coaster

another word for a mans penis

"last nite i toke her to pound town and she rode the bone coaster"

by hellbilly92 June 8, 2012