Condrumacopia - George W. Bush

Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.

Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.

by Roger Halunen September 6, 2005

Concurrency

providing simultaneous access to data by several users in a managed way

Anyone who uses an Airline Reservation system is in fact using a system with concurrency data control

by Lita January 11, 2005

canurf

To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.

He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.

by AnonmousY September 8, 2011

eat pant conar

just eat it pussy

Funny guy: "eat pant conar LOLW"

by TRUE LULW April 25, 2020

concursion

An agreement upon agreeing, upon which you agree.

-"This evening has been phantasmagorical."
-"Thank you for hanging out with me. It really has been."
-"Concursion!"

by bcooke24 December 26, 2007

concrastinating

The opposite of procrastinating. Doing things that you need to get done as early as possible in order to free up time for future shenanigans, tom foolery, and lollygagging.

Paul was concrastinating his essay due on friday because he knew there was a ripper at ski house thursday night, and he wanted to rage!

by john557 April 15, 2009

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008