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Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.
How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.
by Glockerfied July 9, 2022
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Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.
Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.
by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019
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Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.
Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”
by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018
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Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.
Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"
by Donewithit April 21, 2009
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Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
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Coolie Conference

(noun)
a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
The Coolie Conference gave the man an aneurysm after asking for a 6th discount
by charo pro max ultra October 25, 2025
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Blue Collar Conference

What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.
Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.
by Theathlete May 1, 2021
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