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Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.
Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”
by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018
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Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend from a delegation that isn't yours.
Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”
by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018
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Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
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Blue Collar Conference

What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.
Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.
by Theathlete May 1, 2021
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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Coolie Conference

(noun)
a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
The Coolie Conference gave the man an aneurysm after asking for a 6th discount
by charo pro max ultra October 25, 2025
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American Football Conference.

Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."
The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!
by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021
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