concrete breaker

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.

Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Female "Maybe"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Concrete spitter

Someone who spits on the concrete, ground, river, etc.

You’re a concrete spitter? Okayyyyy…

Eww, your a concrete spitter.

by Ravishing Ceiling Crust March 21, 2022

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

concrete multch

the tobacco from inside of a blunt dumped on the parking lot of the store it was bought from

go sweep the concrete mlutch

by h2o024 September 7, 2005

Concrete Mustard

Concrete Mustard is the mustard at the bottom of the Masterfoods Mustard Bottle that won't come out

Either that or just a really dense retard called Matt. He, is concrete mustard

Fuck hes just like concrete mustard

I can't get it out, the last is concrete mustard

by biggay101 April 18, 2019

concrete whore

A person who does concrete flat work for a living, who sells or rents there body too the highest bidder too lay down concrete flat work ( floors side walk high rise agricultural)

We better call the concrete whores too lay down this concrete floor

by Concrete whore December 5, 2022

fucking concrete

Something you would say out of the blue to make someone laugh, or to say if something is solid.

I love fucking concrete.

by nivek102305 December 25, 2021