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compton hats

...so take out your compton hats cuz you might get smoked...
by asfalterisk March 20, 2005
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The Compton Effect

When a bomb, specifically contstructed by ducks (dont' ask), explodes. The ensuing silence before the explosion is "the Compton effect."

In slang often shortened to merely "compton." Refers to the awkward silence after a bad "yo mama" joke.
Seth: And dude, it was like 95 degrees outside!

Jenna: That's what she said!

*the compton effect*

Seth: WOW... im impressed, ur comptons are getting longer...
by Jacuzzi April 11, 2007
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Compton Gangbang

The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.
Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.
by The Dude June 17, 2004
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bill compton

bill compton belongs more in the twilight fag world because he's a douchebag like edward cullen
by ericrocks November 18, 2009
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Little Compton

Town made completely up of boarding school-rich snobs who sport too much green and pink and vineyard vines. If you do not own a luxury vehicle or million dollar house you will be looked down upon. The children spend mommy and daddy's cash on alcohol and drugs starting at a young age for fun since they can. It is an exclusive and competitive group of people, and everyone is the same. Preppy, rich, and not knowing what to do with their ridiculous amounts of money.
person #1 - My dad has 3 porsche's, a BMW z400 and just bought my little sister a range rover.
person #2 - What do you live in Little Compton or something??
by Rhode Island December 28, 2005
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compton fakeout

similiar to camden fakeout and philly fakeout, but with the extra act of knocking the girl out after stealing her wallet
"that bitch was complaining after i came in her eye. and then she started yellin when i took her wallet. So i just gave her the compton fakeout"
by Kfizzle1992 April 28, 2007
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white compton

coral springs, a very white place, an insult
ha ha that kid looks like hes from whit compton
by marc March 13, 2005
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