clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

commander

The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander

that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!

by TheOfficialDimitri October 15, 2011

Commander Adama

The act of giving sexual pleasure with an action figure under a starry night sky

Last night on my neighbor's trampoline I gave my girlfriend a commander adama

by drunk tramp June 27, 2006

commander in theif

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.

The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.

by CommieSmurf November 18, 2003

Commander

A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.

He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.

by DWMlives December 14, 2010

clit commander

someone who has complete control of the clitorse

by stud1256 May 15, 2003

Commander in chiefing a cig

When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.

President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.

by Oliver Ralph March 14, 2010