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Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.
Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.
by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012
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Collosing

A portmanteau of "losing" and "colluding." The term is used when individuals collude to win a game but manage to lose it.
I can't believe you are collosing in fantasy football after you got Adrian Peterson and Jimmy Graham for Jonathan Stewart and Billy Cundiff!
by JoeMoney January 23, 2014
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collying

Collying (or to colly) is done when you arrange an event/night out etc and someone who has agreed to go bails last minute with a poor excuse that you can't challenge, usually you'll get a pre bail text, and normally it's the same person in your group of friends.
Me "You still coming out tonight or are you Collying us again"
Him "yeah probably, I'll have to let you know"
Me "What do you mean probably?"
Him "well I'm trying to sort a babysitter out"
Me "Don't Colly me"
**20 mins later**

Him "Really sorry mate gonna have to let you down tonight can't get someone to look after the kids" or some equally weak excuse
by Mrmyke00 October 9, 2014
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Clouding

the act of running up the middle of the map in CoD with the bomb and then dying. Don't worry though because your team is probably going clutch and still winning with your questionable tactics.
"Man I was clouding so well on Warhawk yesterday."
by Clouding October 30, 2014
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colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.
Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.
by Cenobica April 10, 2017
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Claudingitus

When continuous short burst laughter is derived from failure at gym stuff...

The disease is contagious and should be treated with care.
"He is laughing while at the gym... I think he has Claudingitus."
by Noslack246 May 21, 2018
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Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.
Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

Run it up, Run it up
“Nah yo”

“Ow”
by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019
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