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collective delusion

Similar to the collective unconscious, collective delusion impacts all of humankind today via religion, politics, media and society.
Barb: can you believe Trump is getting away with this craziness?!

Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.
by Urbanartshare September 5, 2016
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bread collecting

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.
Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!
by SirachaChan May 6, 2019
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The Collective Unconscious

You don't know what this is? READ A BOOK!! IDIOT!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."

Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."

Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
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Oneiroi Collective

Information about the Oneiroi Collective has come to the Foundation only through analysis and interviews or the anomalous objects they leave behind. It is believed to be a collective consciousness of dreaming persons and dream-based entities.

Intelligence has shown that they have been documented by other Groups of Interest, usually to a degree similar to the Foundation's interaction. The Oneiroi Collective is apparently capable of contacting even highly isolated entities (e.g. "Nobody"). Their goals, if any exist, are currently unknown.
That Oneiroi Collective is a mysterious bunch
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.
I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.
by ithamore November 10, 2008
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Pantie Collection

A Collection of proof of how many women you have had intimate relations with.
I did hit. Let me show you my Pantie Collection.
by youngsplurge June 10, 2015
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The Collective Losers

A group chat on stan Twitter known for pranking multiple users on April Fools Day by impersonating celebrities.
Did you see what The Collective Losers posted today?
by TCLsBiggestFan April 29, 2021
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