Cocktown

Cocktown is the word to use for a situation that isn't great but isn't too terrible.

Example: Getting a C+ on a test. It isn't Great But it isn't totally terrible. It's Cocktown.

An expression used to explain how one feels about a situation.

Dude that test was so cocktown.

by littleNoraBrown May 3, 2009

Cockbonnet

Someone who resembles a penis. In a frilly hat, similar to those of girls in the olden days.

The people at the DMV tend to be cockbonnets.

by Scribbles July 30, 2003

Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

cockmongrel

a girl who hoggs all the cock/whore

clair is a cockmongrel.

by jessica H September 8, 2006

Cockmongus

1. A giant cock
2. What one screams at another while losing at soul calibur 3
3. a funny ass insult
4. why are you still reading this

1. i has a cockmongus
2.Skyler: ha jameson like getting your ass kicked?
Jameson: shut up and stop it you COCKMONGUS!!!!!
3. ummm....look up
4.dumbass......

by Lynx98189 December 17, 2008

cockting

Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.

I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?

When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.

by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015