Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Cock Blocked

When a lame friend won't let a good looking guy hang out with her friend

I wanted to talk to the hot friend, but her lame friend cock blocked me and told me that they were leaving.

by Bartendress February 5, 2006

Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019

cock blockers

Somone who will fuck up your whole night by flirting with the girl your trying to hook up with.

If you want to get some,don't invite those guys, they are all a bunch of cock blockers.

by gettinglaid282 April 21, 2010

black cock blocked

Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better

Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"

by hephaestus June 25, 2010

Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

by Findamonium March 16, 2017