clopkin

Cloth napkins, usually found at restaurants that can afford staffing underpaid children to scrub veal off your bib after you've eaten.

Jerry, please wipe your BBQ ham hands on the clopkin that you've tucked into that ugly man cardigan that refuses to go out of fashion.

by proudgirl January 26, 2009

clapslepsia

The condition when some one is unable to clap along with a beat or rhythm.

Kenneth never claps at concerts anymore, because his friends would make fun of his clapslepsia.

by murfsurf April 25, 2010

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

Cotton Chops

When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.

Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.

by JustR December 31, 2009

Ginger Chops

A red-headed man who sports large side burns.

Freaking "Ginger Chops" over there screwed up our order.

by kilojel October 21, 2010

poop chops

When you make "mashed potatoes"out of your shit to prevent the toilet from clogging.

Johnny didn't want to clog the school toilet so he engaged in making poop chops

by clairvoyant nightmare May 17, 2014

Nog Clogs

A sexy man with a big penis. Nope just kidding! He is a guy who talks about Death Grips and goes to Walmart for no reason.

"Who's the redhead head kid at Walmart, he is such a Nog Clogs"

by Giovanni Is a sex offender December 8, 2020