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Cleaning the bathroom

I'll be "cleaning the bathroom ". Aka taking a poo; being in the bathroom a while
by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017
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Cleaning my room

Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm
by zcsdfb,zb kfzv jhfgz February 20, 2020
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Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
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cleansing

The hangover remedy involving the acts of drinking large amounts of liquid, and vomiting it all out in a routinely matter. Involves multiple repetitions to achieve a successful cleanse.
"Man, I drank way too much last night. I better start cleansing now to get rid of this hangover."

"Dude, that's like your fourth trip to the bathroom this morning? What the hell are you doing in there?"
"Don't worry, bro. I'm just cleansing."
by PaulyG24 December 30, 2011
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cleanser

it is when you stick both hands in her ass and you start rubbing your hands together. the motion is like when you are washing your hands.
My hands feel clean after i gave that woman a cleanser.
by B PB June 25, 2008
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How Clean is your House?

A TV show where two women go to peoples' shitholes of houses and clean them.
I'm not talking about houses that just need a bit of dusting and hoovering. I'm talking about houses festering with bugs, houses with carpets that haven't been hovered for years, houses that are filthy and full of shit.
by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004
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Clenis

Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
by Baseball Fury January 19, 2005
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