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Classic Blunders

From the part in The Princess Bride where Vizzini is telling The Man in Black why he's going to lose their battle of wits and then dies.
1- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
2- Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line
"There are two classic blunders the first is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second is never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!! Ahahahaha--" death.
by unexpectedHATS October 11, 2011
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Classic Bob

The defending of a lie by stating, "literally ask my dad"
I went bungee jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, literally ask my dad. (Classic bob)
by TRE GLENN March 27, 2015
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modern day classic

noun
1. A film from the "modern" era of cinema, usually post 1970, that is considered to be a seminal work of direction, acting, plot, and/or theme. In short, a kick ass movie.

2. A person whose outstanding good taste and character are deserving of a classification akin to a really great movie.

3. An annoying compliment paid over and over again by drunk TRLA lawyers who are also UT Law graduates to their co-workers at the annual organization meeting.
1. Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, and Snatch are all considered modern day classics...

2. My boy Alberto Mesta Jr. is a modern day classic...

3. Beto: Dude, you know XXXX, dude XXXX is a modern day classic...
Tino: Dude, I know, and I'm gonna drink to that shit!
by nacotaco January 31, 2005
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Cassian

The most amazing, hottest, sexiest, cleverest, cutest and most beautiful man in the galaxy, Captain Cassian Jeron Andor from Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
Damn, that Cassian is the best looking man I've ever seen.
by C Andor June 12, 2017
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classic rock

only type of music that is the dialogue and the stage direction of an entire generation
Classic rock is what makes bad bands of today look really bad
by klass-ic rok October 28, 2003
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Cassius

An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the popular kids as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.
Damn... I wish I could be friends with Cassius... But I also wish that I were eating tacos on a motorcycle... I will always try, but will never be him.
by Winkie March February 27, 2019
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graal classic

A cursed,boring game that is addictive, it has no story line and everyone goes around calling eachother noobs.
Kookie:HELP I'VE BEEN TRYING TO QUIT FOR YEARS

Random noob:stfu this is graal classic
by kookie3987 April 4, 2015
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