Churff

To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

Although the word might have been created by a Ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churffing Mathew "churffy" Murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of Ferryhill in Aberdeen.Now better known as the Ferryhill Churff Squad.

"Fuck sake min, we've been waiting for ages.The boy is having a right churff!"

by Seymore Bellchunk December 14, 2008

chufafu

CHubbyFAtFUcker.
Pronounced "ChooFaFoo", and usually directed towards a female with too much fat and excessively tight club-clothes. Usually hideously unattractive. See Also "She-Beast", "Trugatha" and your mother!

1. I'm going after that cute girl, you play wingman and distract her ChuFaFu friend.
2. I'm never going to that bar again. It was loaded with ChuFaFu.
3. Alex was so horny, he got loaded on Malt Liquor and went trolling for ChuFaFu.

by Toast September 12, 2005

Charfunkle

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut

This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.

by M. Pa May 8, 2011

chuffocate

Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).

If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.

by ALGO March 27, 2012

Chufue

Chew - fu

A super cool Asian who dresses like a boss. He's an amazing guy to talk to and be friends with. Extremely handsome, smart, talented in all the ways you can think, and a funny caring down to earth guy. You can always have an interesting conversation with a guy named Chufue.

"You know that one kid Chufue? Yeah, he's totally awesome and dresses real nice and totally my new best friend".

"Chufue? What kind of a name is Chufue"?

"An AWESOME one, coolest kid EVER".

by makeitepiC October 24, 2012

chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.

e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'

by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014

Chumformation

Chumformation: The act of regression to a lower life form and transformation into a fat slob and mooch; Chumlee from pawn stars doppelganger

He used to take care of himself, but after his chumformation he looks like a "Best-of People of Walmart" contender. How does one let their hair get sooo naturally oily?

fat fuck

by Potakii April 20, 2014