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chalandae

Damn did you see chalandae her ass Fat
by J fona July 17, 2017
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chalanfet

When you get this very very bad feeling in your stomach and feel like you’re going to have explosive diarrhea while sneezing.
“Oh dude, I’m chalanfet right now.”
by DeluxeEdition June 14, 2021
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Trump-Chilada

A) Drinking a disinfectant to treat COVID-19.

Sentence: Doctors had to warn people not to drink the Trump-Chilada to save their lives.

B) Another phrase to say people are drinking Trumps Kool-aide. This would be the Spanish version of the drinking Trumps Kool-aide.

Sentence: You can't make any logical sense with him, he's been drinking the Trump-Chilada.

Back ground: U.S. President Donald Trump suggested during a White House briefing that injecting disinfectants could treat COVID-19. A Trump-Chilade is a spin on the word Michelada: a popular Mexican alcoholic beverage of a genre known in Spanish as cerveza preparada (prepared beer) and in English as a variety of cocktail.

Ingredients:

A Trump-Chilada is made of the popular disinfectant found in many Latin home called Fabuloso served over ice or any household disinfectant.

3 cups of disinfectant (Fabuloso is preferred)
Large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
Lime wedge for garnish
Coarse salt (for the rim)
Example A : Doctors had to warn people not to drink the Trump-Chilada to save their lives.

Example B: You can't make any logical sense with him, he's been drinking the Trump-Chilada.
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natalia.chalamet

Did you hear about natalia.chalamet?
Yes! She saved my grandma from a burning house and payed for my college tuition
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CHILAX

To be calm, can also mean that you are in a state of relaxation.
"What you doing tonight"
"Man I'm just chilaxin at the crib tonight"

"I'm about to kick his ass"
"Naw man it ain't even worth all that,just chilax"
by Brittany Ervin June 29, 2006
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chilaxative

To chill or relax
the "pill form" of chilax

synonym: chill pill
Doug- I am going to kill you dude!
Gordon- Dude take a chilaxative
by David John Schmitt April 10, 2008
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Chalamps

Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want

"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:

Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.

"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."

"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"

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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:

Girl selling drinks:

"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"

"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."

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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:

"Hey man, you can't park here!"

"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010
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