Half chav, half melon; a person who claims to be a chav but is known for his abnormally large head
eg. melonhead
Most people think of a Sam Hulme when mentioning such a thing. Many who haven't met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete dickhead... and his rather large head of course
eg. melonhead
Most people think of a Sam Hulme when mentioning such a thing. Many who haven't met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete dickhead... and his rather large head of course
1. Sean: "Oh my god sam, you're such a prick!"
Jake: "Yeah, you CHELON!"
Sean: "Tell me about it"
2. Sam: "What's wrong with my head?"
Sean: "What isn't wrong with your head?"
Josh: "It's a MELONHEAD!
Jake: "CHELONHEAD!"
Quagmire: "Giggity"
Jake: "Yeah, you CHELON!"
Sean: "Tell me about it"
2. Sam: "What's wrong with my head?"
Sean: "What isn't wrong with your head?"
Josh: "It's a MELONHEAD!
Jake: "CHELONHEAD!"
Quagmire: "Giggity"
by P.I.G.E.O.N :: S.H.O.O.T.E.R September 7, 2009
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The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.
Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"
The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.
Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"
Che Changuage chof childo
Chou chare cha chucking chetard! Chi chant chelive chat chou chould chwear chomeching cho chamn chugly chou chy charty chand chen chocede choo chit chon chy choychiend! Cho, cho chits chon chitch
Chou chare cha chucking chetard! Chi chant chelive chat chou chould chwear chomeching cho chamn chugly chou chy charty chand chen chocede choo chit chon chy choychiend! Cho, cho chits chon chitch
by aqua dolce October 19, 2008
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A) would rather have dogs
B) aren't able to have children or
C) haven't had children yet
Much better than human children and, therefore, not merely a pet.
A) would rather have dogs
B) aren't able to have children or
C) haven't had children yet
Much better than human children and, therefore, not merely a pet.
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