Skip to main content

houdini cheescake bowtie

Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
by this is youtube shit March 27, 2010
mugGet the houdini cheescake bowtie mug.

Cheesecake gang

Brings happiness and belief to people in a humorous way
by Cheesecake Master CCG January 29, 2017
mugGet the Cheesecake gang mug.

Project Cheesecake

An effort by the XDA Atrix community to find an unlock capable boot loader for their International users. The effort was successful.
Yo man, did you get that IHOP? Project Cheesecake got the unlock like an hour ago.
by SamCripp July 18, 2011
mugGet the Project Cheesecake mug.

junior's cheesecake

A sex act that occurs when a large or obese person places themselves on top of their partner during intercourse and uses his/her extra body mass to perform autoerotic asphyxiation.
He only hooked up with the fat girl to try to get her to give him a junior's cheesecake.
by Junior Cheesy November 28, 2010
mugGet the junior's cheesecake mug.

dirty strawberry cheesecake

when you fuck someones ass so hard it bleeds then you cream pie them so their asshole is leaking cum and blood
i totally gave my girlfriend a dirty strawberry cheesecake last night for her birthday, she loved it
by Big Riche March 3, 2017
mugGet the dirty strawberry cheesecake mug.

cheesefake

That no-bake cheese cake in a box. It's fake cheesecake. Hence, cheesefake!
Cheesefake is the poorman's cheesecake.
by Catharina April 13, 2008
mugGet the cheesefake mug.

white chocolate raspberry cheesecake

the guy totally just white chocolate raspberry cheesecaked all in my mouth
by lizzieanne January 20, 2009
mugGet the white chocolate raspberry cheesecake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email