charity chase

A phrase describing the stretch of justification for a cause as a tax write-off.

"Each time I take out my trash, I log the time at 10 dollars per hour and then use that value as a charitable donation." That's a charity chase.

charity chase by dude.hey April 6, 2009

Charity Root 

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

Charity Root by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009

Charity Chester 

The most amazing mixed chick a person will ever meet. She is ungodly beautiful and rather hilarious at times. She can make you smile just by looking at her and it is impossible to be in a down mood around her.

That Charity Chester chick is amazing.

Charity Chester by sexysex. December 6, 2010

Charity Hooker 

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

Charity Hooker by ericinnes April 1, 2011

charity police 

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"

Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.

charity police by happyscrappy May 29, 2017

charity wise 

a ugly puddle slut that has big brown zits on her face and fucks ne thing with a dick

ew you fucked charity wise?

charity wise by Steven Miranda April 18, 2005

Charity Work 

Beating your meat like it owes you money.

Last night I was very busy doing charity work, I collected money 17 times!

Charity Work by Spunky Monkey 69 September 14, 2012