In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.
Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm
by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014
Get the West Virginia credit card mug.When two very large people get it on in a very small and warm place causing them to turn red like cardinals.
Hey dude why are you so red?
I was just banging big Bertha in the hallway closet, there's no A/C in there.
Oh I see you two were having a little cardinal rumble!
I was just banging big Bertha in the hallway closet, there's no A/C in there.
Oh I see you two were having a little cardinal rumble!
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cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”
“who?”
“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
“who?”
“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
by joe’s perm March 3, 2019
Get the cardboard ben mug.A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1
"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."
Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.
Ex. 2
Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!
Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?
Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!
Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."
Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.
Ex. 2
Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!
Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?
Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!
Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
by FAIMnatic October 21, 2020
Get the Happy Card mug.Freya didn't really understand how credit card interest rates work, and ran up large debts during her college days. Now, she is a credit card slave; because most of her salary goes into paying them off.
by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
Get the credit card slave mug.A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.
by Mercanis August 13, 2003
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