Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024

Chair.

A piece of furniture often composed of wood, metal, hard plastic, and other sources of materials. It is used as a surface to sit on for comfort, usually paired with a pillow for style.

I am going to sit on this chair.

by overdescribed. September 26, 2023

Chair Spinner

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.

Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.

by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015

Chair force

what every other branch calls the air force

man why didnt i join the chair force?

by anonymous October 3, 2017

Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

by UNan February 6, 2015

chair raver

Someone who listens to electronic dance music while in a sitting position. It generally refers to people who listen to electronic dance music outside of the party environment and in their daily lives, i.e. at home, in the car, on the mp3 player, at work, etc.

Once you hear a lot of good techno at parties while you're rolling, you just wanna listen to it all the time. First it starts in the car when no one's listening. Later it ends up in your iPod and you're jammin all day. You've become a chair raver

by DoomPanda December 9, 2008

Chair Emoji 🪑

A joke on TikTok where you use the “🪑” emoji instead of regular laughing emojis like “😂”. It was created just to mess with people

“That video was HILARIOUS 🪑”
Dude why’d you use the chair emoji 🪑?

by It’s_Nyx September 24, 2021