CEO of Simp Nation

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself
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CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).
Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!
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Ceo of all gamers

She is an annoying discord user OBSESSED with Levi Ackerman and hawks (keigo takami) she needs therapy ASAP
Ceo of all gamers is so cute
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Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle
Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants
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Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
by jimmy l.i.t. June 04, 2007
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Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
by jimmy l.i.t. June 04, 2007
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"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap
Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"
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